Joe Theismann

Acting

Joe Theismann

Born September 9, 1949 · New Brunswick, New Jersey, USA (age 77)

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Known For

Cannonball Run IICannonball Run II · 1984
Cannonball Run II
★ 5.41984
MovieActionComedy
When a wealthy sheikh puts up $1 million in prize money for a cross-country car race, there is one person crazy enough to hit the road hard with wheels spinning fast. Legendary driver J.J. McClure enters the competition along with his friend Victor and together they set off across the American landscape in a madcap action-adventure destined to test their wits and automobile skills.
Love on the SidelinesLove on the Sidelines · 2016
Love on the Sidelines
★ 6.32016
MovieTV MovieRomance
A down-on-her-luck young woman who falls into a job as a personal assistant to a star quarterback sidelined with an injury. He's never had a female assistant before and she knows nothing about football.
The Man from Left FieldThe Man from Left Field · 1993
The Man from Left Field
★ 6.61993
MovieComedyDrama
When a group of wisecracking, baseball-obsessed teenage boys lose their coach, they fear disqualification from the upcoming Little League championships. Their unlikely salvation appears in the person of Jack, a homeless and apparently mute drifter who wanders in, literally, from left field.
The Man with Bogart's FaceThe Man with Bogart's Face · 1980
The Man with Bogart's Face
★ 6.11980
MovieComedyThriller
In this send-up of the Humphrey Bogart detective films of the 1940s, a man idolizes Bogart so much that he has his features altered to look exactly like him and then opens up a detective agency under the name Sam Marlow.
SnowComingSnowComing · 2019
SnowComing
★ 6.52019
MovieRomanceTV Movie
Samantha, once jilted by her high school sweetheart Jake during Snowcoming, returns home to honor her football coach father, who’s retiring, and runs into Jake, now a famous quarterback. After seeing the library needs updating, Samantha asks Jake to use his celebrity as a draw for a “Tailgate at the Library” fundraiser.
Matchup of the MilleniumMatchup of the Millenium · 2000
Matchup of the Millenium
2000
Movie
Using archive footage and CGI this film presents the fictional match ups between the 1960s Packers vs. the 1980s 49ers for the right to play in the 'Millennium Bowl' against the winner of the 1970s Steelers vs. the 1990s Cowboys.
Mr. Bill Does VegasMr. Bill Does Vegas · 2002
Mr. Bill Does Vegas
2002
Movie
Mr. Bill heads west to cruise the strip in Las Vegas.
Good LuckGood Luck · 1997
Good Luck
★ 4.91997
MovieDramaComedy
Bernard "Bern" Lemly is fed up with being in a wheelchair and wants more out of life. Meanwhile, former football player Tony "Ole" Olezniak is stewing after recently losing his sight. The men soon realize they can put their frustrated energy to good use by competing in a whitewater rafting race on Oregon's Rouge River. In the process, they discover their disabilities don't have to destroy their dreams.

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Battle of the Gridiron StarsBattle of the Gridiron Stars · 2005
Battle of the Gridiron Stars
2005
Series
Battle of the Gridiron Stars is a television show that airs on ESPN. It pits teams of National Football League players, one from the American Football Conference and the National Football Conference, against each other in various athletic events. The program, which takes its inspiration from the likes of Battle of the Network Stars and The Superstars, is produced by IMG, the world's leading sports management firm. The show takes place at Disney's Wide World of Sports in Lake Buena Vista, Florida. Each team is coached by a former NFL quarterback: Archie Manning coaches the National team, and Ken Stabler coaches the American team. Battle began in the spring of 2005 as ESPN sought replacement programming for the National Hockey League, which was in the midst of a lockout that would cost the league its entire season. Because of good ratings, and also in light of ESPN losing the NHL rights to OLN, the series was renewed in 2006. Due to licensing restrictions, no actual team names or game highlights are used on the program.