Gabrielle Marie Banville

What happens when a Jane Austen-obsessed lesbian accidentally drunk texts her ex? PANIC! Well, gay panic, to be precise. The only thing left to do: Turn to her imaginary friend, Mr. Darcy. Yes, that Mr. Darcy.

[1950's] West Hollywood, CA: In a vintage bar and music lounge, a sharp-tongued woman named Linda gets caught in a hilarious mix-up when three men, all claiming the same identity, compete to make a shady deal.