Ryan Webb

Let's Do Drugs & Talk to Aliens

In a motel room on the Oregon Coast - mad scientist Lucy Green and a listless nitwit, Evan McCardle communicate with aliens using a powerful drug, a super-techno helmet, and a series of analog televisions. Evan soon learns, in order to save the Earth and humanity, he must stick his ding dong into an alien.

A Man with a Mullet Seeks Revenge on the Devil That Murdered His Mother and Killed His Country

A man drives from Oregon to Mar-a-Lago to murder former President Satan.