Alishia Roberts

When a quietly hollowed-out office worker encounters a strange new colleague who seems to know him better than he knows himself, he doesn't realise that every friendly exchange is costing him a piece of who he actually is until there's nothing left to notice.

Bert and his girlfriend aren't doing too good... it's looking like splitsville for them... unless Bert steps up. But when a mysterious, beautiful, delicious Gyro comes into his life, Bert must choose between his beloved girlfriend and his beloved Gyro... and protect the Gyro against all those that would take it from him...