Acting

Joseph D. Reitman

Born May 25, 1968 · Boston, Massachusetts, USA (age 58)

Joseph D. Reitman (born May 25, 1968) is an American actor, film producer, film director, and writer.

Known For

Crank: High Voltage · 2009

Crank: High Voltage

★ 6.12009

MovieActionThriller

Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.

American Pie 2 · 2001

American Pie 2

★ 6.32001

MovieComedyRomance

After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.

Shallow, rich and socially successful Cher is at the top of her Beverly Hills high school's pecking scale. Seeing herself as a matchmaker, Cher first coaxes two teachers into dating each other. Emboldened by her success, she decides to give hopelessly klutzy new student Tai a makeover. When Tai becomes more popular than she is, Cher realizes that her disapproving ex-stepbrother was right about how misguided she was -- and falls for him.

Mind-control technology has taken society by a storm, a multiplayer on-line game called "Slayers" allows players to control human prisoners in mass-scale. Simon controls Kable, the online champion of the game. Kable's ultimate challenge becomes regaining his identity and independence by defeating the game's mastermind.

The Perfect Storm · 2000

The Perfect Storm

★ 6.52000

MovieDramaAdventure

In October 1991, a confluence of weather conditions combined to form a killer storm in the North Atlantic. Caught in the storm was the sword-fishing boat Andrea Gail.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back · 2001

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

★ 6.42001

MovieComedyAdventure

When Jay and Silent Bob learn that their comic-book alter egos, Bluntman and Chronic, have been sold to Hollywood as part of a big-screen movie that leaves them out of any royalties, the pair travel to Tinseltown to sabotage the production.

Financial TV host Lee Gates and his producer Patty are put in an extreme situation when an irate investor takes over their studio.

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot · 2019

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

★ 5.72019

MovieComedyAction

Jay and Silent Bob embark on a cross-country mission to stop Hollywood from rebooting a film based on their comic book characters Bluntman and Chronic.

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Crank: High Voltage · 2009

Crank: High Voltage

★ 6.12009

MovieActionThriller

Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.

Detective

American Pie 2 · 2001

Male EMT

Student

Board Op

The Perfect Storm · 2000

The Perfect Storm

★ 6.52000

MovieDramaAdventure

In October 1991, a confluence of weather conditions combined to form a killer storm in the North Atlantic. Caught in the storm was the sword-fishing boat Andrea Gail.

Douglas Kosco

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back · 2001

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

★ 6.42001

MovieComedyAdventure

Bluntman & Chronic Assistant Director

Financial TV host Lee Gates and his producer Patty are put in an extreme situation when an irate investor takes over their studio.

Matty (Floor Manager)

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot · 2019

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

★ 5.72019

MovieComedyAction

Jay and Silent Bob embark on a cross-country mission to stop Hollywood from rebooting a film based on their comic book characters Bluntman and Chronic.

1st AD

In a suburban community, moms and dads, one after the other, mysteriously feel the irresistible impulse to attack and kill their own offspring.

Homeroom Teacher

A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults who, after being mauled by the beast, learn that the only way to break the curse put upon them is to kill the one who started it all.

Mummy DJ (uncredited)

When a ruthless robber baron takes away everything they cherish, a rough-and-tumble, idealistic peasant and a sophisticated heiress embark on a quest for justice, vengeance…and a few good heists.

Max Fist claims he’s a hero from another dimension who has somehow landed on Earth and been stripped of his powers. Instead of treating him like a powerful champion, no one believes Max’s claims — except for a teenager named Hamster and his sister Indigo. The siblings convince Max to help them take out a local drug gang, where Max’s abilities are put to a violent and harrowing test.

Finn

A successful TV star during the 1960s, former "Hogan's Heroes" actor Bob Crane projects a wholesome family-man image, but this front masks his persona as a sex addict who records and photographs his many encounters with women, often with the help of his seedy friend, John Henry Carpenter. This biographical drama reveals how Crane's double life takes its toll on him and his family, and ultimately contributes to his death.

Hippie Boy

Lady in the Water · 2006

Lady in the Water

★ 5.62006

MovieDramaFantasy

Apartment building superintendent Cleveland Heep rescues what he thinks is a young woman from the pool he maintains. When he discovers that she is actually a character from a bedtime story who is trying to make the journey back to her home, he works with his tenants to protect his new friend from the creatures that are determined to keep her in our world.

Long Haired Smoker

College buddies chip in and promise that the group's last unmarried man will collect a cash pot. Seven years later, the kitty is worth $500,000 -- money Michael needs to pay a gambling debt. Problem is, the only other single guy is a hopeless womanizer!

Carrot Lover

Mother Holly McCord is driven to extremes to save the life of her young son. Even if it means hauling black market drugs in her souped-up truck, with the Feds in hot pursuit. With two bounties on her head and her son’s life on the line, Holly climbs behind the wheel of “Night Train,” ready to outrun, out gun, and outlast them all.

Tommy Talbot

Witness Infection · 2021

Witness Infection

★ 4.52021

MovieHorrorComedy

Two rival mob families are transferred from the Witness Protection Agency by mistake to same city, Temecula, CA, and find themselves fending off a zombie outbreak.

Mario

Four friends search for love and happiness while working at a California sandwich shop.

Associate Producer

Joe Baby is a private investigator searching for money that has been stolen from Heather Stanton, only to find all roads lead to the mysterious death of her father, Walter Baby.

Barney Gold

Clay is a young man in a small town who witnesses his friend, Earl, kill himself because of the ongoing affair that Clay was having with the man's wife, Amanda. Feeling guilty, Clay now resists the widow when she presses him to continue with the affair. Clay unknowingly befriends a serial killer named Lester Long who murders the widow in an attempt to "help" his "fishing buddy."

Glen

In this dark comedy, a teenage misfit helps a depressed loser try to end his life. But her plan gets complicated when love gets in the way.

Glen

Drop Dead Sexy · 2005

Drop Dead Sexy

★ 4.92005

MovieComedyCrime

When their money scam runs aground, a group of would-be thieves turn to kidnapping in an attempt to blackmail their target.

Tiny

Aspiring actors in New York try to keep the death of one's aunt a secret so they can stay in her cheap apartment.

Vincent

The Pitchfork Retreat · 2025

The Pitchfork Retreat

2025

MovieHorror

Three writers arrive by boat on a private island for a horror writer retreat where they are told they will compete for a life changing writing competition. They're in for a hell of a surprise.

Nikolai

When they were boys, Sam and Dean Winchester lost their mother to a mysterious and demonic supernatural force. Subsequently, their father raised them to be soldiers. He taught them about the paranormal evil that lives in the dark corners and on the back roads of America ... and he taught them how to kill it. Now, the Winchester brothers crisscross the country in their '67 Chevy Impala, battling every kind of supernatural threat they encounter along the way.

Boris

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · 2000

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

★ 7.62000

SeriesCrimeDrama

A Las Vegas team of forensic investigators are trained to solve criminal cases by scouring the crime scene, collecting irrefutable evidence and finding the missing pieces that solve the mystery.

Jackass

Married... with Children · 1987

Married... with Children

★ 7.71987

SeriesComedy

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.

Stoner

The show follows Crime Scene Investigators working for the Miami-Dade Police Department as they use physical evidence, similar to their Las Vegas counterparts, to solve grisly murders. The series mixes deduction, gritty subject matter, and character-driven drama in the same vein as the original series in the CSI franchise, except that the Miami CSIs are cops first, scientists second.

Bob Norwood

Three sisters (Prue, Piper and Phoebe) reunite and unlock their powers to become the Charmed Ones, the most powerful good witches of all time, whose prophesied destiny is to protect innocent lives from evil beings such as demons and warlocks. Each sister possesses unique magical powers that grow and evolve, while they attempt to maintain normal lives in modern day San Francisco.

Tarkin

NCIS: Los Angeles · 2009

NCIS: Los Angeles

★ 7.52009

SeriesAction & AdventureDrama

The exploits of the Los Angeles–based Office of Special Projects (OSP), an elite division of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service that specializes in undercover assignments.

Lincoln Tate

Adrian Monk was once a rising star with the San Francisco Police Department, legendary for using unconventional means to solve the department's most baffling cases. But after the tragic (and still unsolved) murder of his wife Trudy, he developed an extreme case of obsessive-compulsive disorder. Now working as a private consultant, Monk continues to investigate cases in the most unconventional ways.

Evan Gildea

Beverly Hills, 90210 · 1990

Beverly Hills, 90210

★ 7.31990

SeriesDrama

Follow the lives of a group of teenagers living in the upscale, star-studded community of Beverly Hills, California and attending the fictitious West Beverly Hills High School and, subsequently, the fictitious California University after graduation.

Freshman

The Drew Carey Show · 1995

The Drew Carey Show

★ 6.51995

SeriesComedy

Drew is an assistant director of personnel in a Cleveland department store and he has been stuck there for ten years. Other than fighting with co-worker Mimi, his hobbies include drinking beer and not being able to get dates. To make a few extra bucks he has a micro-brewery going in his garage with his buddies.

Herb

ER · 1994

★ 7.81994

SeriesDrama

ER explores the inner workings of an urban teaching hospital and the critical issues faced by the dedicated physicians and staff of its overburdened emergency room.

Delivery Man

Marvel's The Punisher · 2017

Marvel's The Punisher

★ 8.22017

SeriesAction & AdventureCrime

A former Marine out to punish the criminals responsible for his family's murder finds himself ensnared in a military conspiracy.

Creepy Ed

The story of an inner-city Los Angeles police precinct where some of the cops aren't above breaking the rules or working against their associates to both keep the streets safe and their self-interests intact.

Axl

Judging Amy is an American television drama that was telecast from September 19, 1999, through May 3, 2005, on CBS-TV. This TV series starred Amy Brenneman and Tyne Daly. Its main character is a judge who serves in a family court, and in addition to the family-related cases that she adjudicates, many episodes of the show focus on her own experiences as a divorced mother, and on the experiences of her mother, a social worker who works in the field of child welfare. This series was based on the life experiences of Brenneman's mother.

Curtis Weaver

Raised in a secret facility built for experimenting on children, Jarod is a genius who can master any profession and become anyone he has to be. When he realizes as an adult that he's actually a prisoner and his captors are not as benevolent as he's been told, he breaks out. While trying to find his real identity, Jarod helps those he encounters and tries to avoid the woman sent to retrieve him.

Spencer

In Plain Sight · 2008

In Plain Sight

★ 7.02008

SeriesDramaAction & Adventure

U.S. Marshal Mary Shannon must hunt down witnesses for federal cases in the witness protection program while also managing a rather dysfunctional family and her own personal life.

Colin Berrenson

Joan of Arcadia · 2003

Joan of Arcadia

★ 7.32003

SeriesSci-Fi & FantasyMystery

Joan Girardi has begun acting a little strange since her family moved to the city of Arcadia. No one knows that various people keep introducing themselves as God, and then giving the teenager specific directions to do things. Unsure of what God wants, and if she's even sane, Joan tentatively begins to follow God's cryptic directives, all the while trying to retain a "normal" teen-aged existence.

Record Store Clerk

Mike Bernard

Providence is an American television drama series.

Radio Station Manager

Simon and Trevor, two actors at opposite ends of their careers, chase life-changing roles.

Patrick Connor

A lighthearted romantic comedy about post-collegiate life, love and career in New York City.

Frankie

Just Add Magic · 2016

Just Add Magic

★ 7.72016

SeriesFamilyKids

Kelly Quinn and her two BFF's, Darbie and Hannah, stumble upon her grandmother's mysterious cookbook in the attic and discover some far from ordinary recipes. When the Shut'em Up Shortcake silences Kelly's pesky little brother and the Healing Hazelnut Tart heals Darbie's ankle, the girls discover they have the power of magic.

Jensen

HAPPY! · 2017

HAPPY!

★ 7.42017

SeriesSci-Fi & FantasyComedy

Corrupt ex-cop turned hitman Nick Sax's life is changed forever by a relentlessly positive, imaginary blue winged horse named Happy.

Very Bad Santa (as Joseph Reitman)

The Naked Truth · 1995

The Naked Truth

★ 6.51995

SeriesComedy

The Naked Truth is an American sitcom broadcast on ABC from 1995 to 1996, and on NBC from 1996 to 1998. The series stars Téa Leoni and Holland Taylor. After a messy divorce with her very rich and powerful husband, Nora Wilde refuses to accept his offer of $1.8 million and tries to make it on her own. Being a Pulitzer nominated photographer, the only place that even considers hiring her is sleazy tabloid The Comet. She's forced to accept and starts as a regular papparazzo.

Billy, the homeless man

National Treasure: Edge of History · 2022

National Treasure: Edge of History

★ 6.72022

SeriesAction & Adventure

While searching for history's greatest treasure, Jess Valenzuela unburies her family's secret past.

The Bearded Man