Patrick T. Griffin

The events and subsequent media coverage of September 11th, 2001 create a sexual obsession that threatens to destroy a relationship.

For 30 y/o security guard, Clint Eastwood-Fogerty, a lifetime of living in the shadow of his namesake has left him bitter and frustrated. Enough is enough when Clint's arch-nemesis, a finicky vending machine, gets the best of him yet again. Is this the last straw? Or will Clint finally be able to live up to his namesake?