Zack Polanski

Art of Suicide is the story of the Whitehall loft, home and hang-out to a band of bohemians and their dreams. This eclectic group of young, struggling artists struggle for success and test how far they're willing to go and get it. It's about the relative strength and delicacy of relationships -- how far they bend, and how far they should be bent.

JJ is an aspiring MC exploding onto London's exciting outlaw urban music scene. He's got the skills, he's got the rhymes, and he's got the drive. But there's a problem — not only is JJ a white boy from the sticks — he's also gay. And gay — in the world of hip-hop and ragga — ain't good. So when JJ resolves to come onstage at the Urban Slam Finals, taking his boyfriend Orlando with him, he knows it's going to get a bit grimy... but when the couple falls foul of the Infamous ghetto-rap crew, the Ilford Illmanics and Orlando is beaten into a state of permanent brain-damage, all of their lives are changed forever in a way no one could have ever foreseen.

After a series of unfortunate events, a college film major has no choice but to make a documentary about a milk drinking contest in order to graduate.