Bailey Bolton

TOO PERFECT is the story of Rueben English, a regular high school English teacher, but a bit of a slacker. The one thing he has going for him is Robin, a beautiful model who is (for some reason) devoted to him. Rueben can’t commit to Robin. She is just too perfect. But he can’t bear to break up with her — that would cause too much of a scene. So, what’s a guy to do in this situation? Commit murder, obviously. Rueben persuades his best friend, David Thomas–pastor of a growing contemporary church–to help him with the deed. David (who, let’s face it, is a little bit shady himself) agrees to help. Plans are made. The trap is set. But, as typically happens, things go awry.

After moving back to the Twin Cities, Travis struggles to accept his current circumstances. Hiding behind nostalgia, he looks to avoid the future and a potential terminal illness of a parent.

During a botched home invasion, a woman has a real eye for survival.