Samuel Horton

A twisted take on video dating featuring a cast of feverishly love depraved freaks.

Meet Brett, Brett's not the brightest when it comes to yard work but he knows it can be a good escape from the wife and that damned awful stepson. Follow along as Brett finds himself getting into some very troubling situations like a limb on a powerline or the classic potato wedged in the mower blades! Who knows what might happen to Brett? Starring Michael Simmons as Brett Directed and Shot by Justin Cottingham and Samael Horton Written by Samael Horton, Justin Cottingham, Madison Malcolm, and Michael Simmons Best and Only Grip Syd Pollock Original Score by Druidic (also Michael Simmons) Presented by Gosh Darn Video and ​⁠