Eric B. Hansen

It’s time to get on the stage and shake your money-maker, but when a dancer has an unexpected but completely natural mishap, it turns into a theatre of terrors as an audience of rowdy men looks on in disbelief.

In financial dire straits, a man accepts a strange, high-paying job where he must take up residence in a home and measure a hole in the wall of the basement to determine whether or not it's growing in size.