Dick Dale

A heartwarming story of friendship, loyalty and gratitutous ultra violence as Pelican Boy and his undead bird take on pelican hating Neo Nazi Pirates.

"In a shady suburban Street, not too unlike your own, a terror beyond all comprehension was about to be unleashed upon an unsuspecting household full of unemployed scum" ~meatisgood

Decades after his career as a tobacco advertising icon, Bryan Burns’ life is in ruins. After his mother dies of lung cancer, he is tormented by a talking cigarette on an anti-smoking billboard. He snaps and transforms into the Ribspreader, a killer stalking the city, extinguishing smokers and cutting out their lungs to make his macabre smoking jacket.

Four scumbags go on the adventure of a lunch time when they discover a map to the legendary and mythical backyard of the lost cans.