Jono Eiland

A workaholic big-city fashion journalist is sent to a Christmas-obsessed small town to dig up a story when she finds herself in the middle of cut-throat housewives, a high-stakes “Winter Ball” competition, and a sinister plot that could destroy Christmas fore-evah!

When the criminal in the neighborhood watch sign escapes, a community is thrown into panic. Only through the power of local paranoia and super-funding the police force can any sense of white upper middle-class normalcy be restored. But can this mad criminal be stopped before he spray-paints the property value off every single family home? LOOK OUT!

Offended by his kidnappers' low demands, a university professor uses basic economic principles to increase his ransom and get in on the action.