Brian J. Warren

In his quest to make the most realistic monster movie ever made, an insane movie director begins production on a film about a half-man half-octopus.

After her husband is taken by a malicious pterodactyl, a schoolteacher enlists the help of a prostitute and a gunslinger to rescue him.

A cave-girl from outer space wreaks havoc after she is brought to life by a top secret super-weapon that transforms drawings into real people.

Only Theseus, the son of a god with a heart of gold, can stop the evil King Minos and his hideous Minotaur from conquering the world.