Johnny Marra

Fully sanctioned by the local township, this tri-powered taskforce of helping hands roams the neighborhood streets policing all relationships and emotions in their district. If you have feelings, and no one else will listen, and if they can find you...maybe you'll encounter F.L.A.R.P.

Staying late in their office on a Friday night, a motley crew of click-bait article authors are tasked with finding the top thirteen scariest online videos in preparation for a Halloween roll-out. When an early entry promises to curse whoever watches the cryptic link, our snarky writers must distinguish fact from fiction before a crescendo of paranormal disturbances lead to real-life murders.