Bianca Dovarro

What do fictional characters do with the rest of their lives, once their stories have been told? This charmingly offbeat, deadpan fantasy attempts to answer that question.

Insecure Danny is trying to reinvent himself as a trendsetting nonconformist—but his plans are derailed by a grotesquely swollen, leaking nipple he refuses to have medically treated. As job interviews implode, dates curdle, and strangers recoil, Danny clings to the idea that his “condition” is just another sign he’s ahead of the curve.

A novice teenage witch attempts to woo the love of her life with a love potion, but when things spiral out of control, more twisted measures are taken to win her heart.