Cole Hersch

Hiring your significant other is a bad idea.

Two former best friends (who currently hate each other) are forced to reconnect when their third former best friend (who they also hate) tasks them with spreading his ashes. There's only one problem: they couldn't care less.

Wendy has learned that the bank is coming to foreclose on the diner unless they get their books in order, which she doesn’t know how to do. While Milius urges her to stand up to the bank “goons”, two volcanologists complain about the slow service. Their whining is cut short by a one-in-a-million volcanic eruption.

What’s a better way to ring in a five-year anniversary than sharing three layers of cheesy admiration, sizzling hot passionate ground beef, all grilled to deep perfection in Taco Bell’s new Grilled Stuffed Corazon-a-rito?