Philip Hardy

When David finds out his girlfriend is pregnant, his penis falls off. To be deemed mature enough to have it reattached, he must complete a 5-step programme of self-improvement whilst simultaneously being stalked by a mysterious creature.

Doctor Tom Beaumont is half-man, half-deer and it's his first day as the new GP in a rural English town with a penchant for hunting.

Alone on the top deck of the night bus, an old lady is haunted by an unlikely apparition.