Michael Bartolomeo

A man tries to rid his troubled psyche of intrusive thoughts, but the Sludge Eater has other plans.

In this short stop-motion fantasy tale, a talented but cocky young chef meets her match when a mysteriously implacable food critic visits her restaurant.

A lonely young man dreams of one day becoming a Rubik's Cube master, but his obsession soon turns deadly. Over 11,000 still photos played back at 30fps.

A short comedy about love, life & roughage.

A low-level functionary undergoes a most unpleasant performance review session.

In this stop-motion horror short, a couple enlists the aid of a mysterious figure to help them with their seemingly insurmountable laundry problem.

A man discovers his entire life has been manufactured by a television network. This is not The Truman Show. This is DUFF MCGUFFY TELEVISION!!!

A young man, desperately in need of reassurance in a chaotic world, crosses paths with a church minister who severely misinterprets the bible in hilarious and troubling ways.

Mr. Grooples embarks on a journey far beyond his comfort zone, only to discover he was home all along.

A dramatization of Napoleon's exile to the Isle of Elba, accompanied by a brief historical dissertation.

John agrees to house-sit for a neighbor, and things take a turn for the macabre.

That feeling of dread you experience before beginning strenuous exercise, but also a movie. 8,000 still photos played back at varying frame rates.

A man watches TV alone. A series of obliquely malevolent doppelgangers appear and slowly usurp his entire apartment. 20,000 still photos, played back at varying speeds.

A young woman uses her supernatural powers of telekinesis to construct a nice, meaty taco.

Goodfellas, but if Albert Camus directed it.

The utilization of numerical oscillation models by physicists to accurately predict and map the simple harmonic motion of a spring device, and the utilization of timelapse photography to predict the "motion" of a spring day. 14,000 still photos, played back at varying speeds.