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My Bloody Banjo

Meet Peltzer Arbuckle, a bullied office employee, humiliated by his megalomaniac boss, teasing colleagues and cheating partner. Stuck in his mundane, nightmarish reality, once news about an embarrassing sexual accident circulates the workplace, Peltzer decides to put up with his misery no more, and conjures up his childhood imaginary friend Ronnie who manipulates him to exact gruesome revenge on his tormenting co-workers. As the body count rises, Peltzer must either run away from his past or take control of his future, battling between sanity and madness in a twisted tale of infidelity, revenge and snapped banjo strings.

Dracula: Rise of the Vampire

When a satanic cult hellbent on raising the legendary Count Dracula commits a bloodthirsty massacre in a London church, former disgraced detective, Gabriel Lee, must return to the field alongside his ex-partner to battle the undead and prevent a vampire apocalypse. Combining modern day horror and action with gripping drama and a whole host of legacy characters, Dracula: Rise Of The Vampire begins a new chapter in British horror whilst delivering a heartfelt homage to the Hammer classics.

To Fetch A Pail

A young girl from the village is tormented by a hag.

Life is Cheap

Pubert Cleftico is a man with many problems, his growing sexual obsession with "the brown stuff" has cost him his job as a janitor in a public toilet forcing him to get his kicks by breaking in to unsuspecting folks bathrooms.