Chris Agoston

A surreal love story about a nineteen year old girl with the personality of an abused dog, and her oppressively misguided boyfriend.

In the snowy landscapes of a Canadian winter, sacred Balinese statues have been desecrated. Professor Rufus Elkin tries to stop the Balinese Gods from retaliating against those responsible for the crime, but he realizes that he is powerless to stop the rampage of death.

When carolling all-stars We Three Queens wake up on Christmas Eve-- their most high stakes day of the year-- to discover they've been kidnapped, they'll have to engage in a battle of wit and song to negotiate their freedom before the clock strikes twelve.