Justin Schaack

TOO PERFECT is the story of Rueben English, a regular high school English teacher, but a bit of a slacker. The one thing he has going for him is Robin, a beautiful model who is (for some reason) devoted to him. Rueben can’t commit to Robin. She is just too perfect. But he can’t bear to break up with her — that would cause too much of a scene. So, what’s a guy to do in this situation? Commit murder, obviously. Rueben persuades his best friend, David Thomas–pastor of a growing contemporary church–to help him with the deed. David (who, let’s face it, is a little bit shady himself) agrees to help. Plans are made. The trap is set. But, as typically happens, things go awry.

Due to the recent arrival of undocumented immigrants, the city of Simpletown holds a special session city council meeting to determine if the town should officially ban the newcomers.

A hopeless romantic discovers an unlikely intruder and finds love at first fight.

A new body swap device, the Switcheroo(TM), promises "new perspectives and fun!" but yields hilarious workplace hi-jinks with potentially irreversible consequences.

Playtime turns into uncontrolled shenanigans when a child discovers rag dolls in an antique chest. Her imagination runs wild, but for the dolls' real-life doppelgängers, self-control is out of their hands.

With $10,000 on the line, everyone's a suspect at the Brotherhood of Butlers Annual Retreat.

A mistake when booking a family therapy session brings new tensions and solutions to bring a family closer together.

A retirement party is derailed by coworkers who can't agree on anything - even basic facts about their recent shared history.