Christopher Haskell

Now that Santa and Mrs. Claus have the North Pole running smoothly, the Counsel of Legendary Figures has called an emergency meeting on Christmas Eve! The evil Jack Frost has been making trouble, looking to take over the holiday! So he launches a plan to sabotage the toy factory and compel Scott to invoke the little-known Escape Clause and wish he'd never become Santa.

Richard Jones a fast talking ladies man who wakes up one morning and discovers something incredible, HIS PENIS IS GONE! Desperate and freaked out, Richard seeks the help of a Voodoo Priestess who tells him that one of the women in his past has placed a powerful curse on him. Even worse, if he doesn't track down this women and retrieve his penis before midnight the hex will be irreversible. Now, racing against time, Richard has to revisit the countless girls that he has conned in the past and figure out which one stole his manhood.

The zany adventures of two undercover Hollywood cops, Malcolm Cain and John Abel.

A travel show parody and its own disastrous making-of documentary unfold together in one road trip comedy. As the crew attempts to film a television-style journey across America, the production behind the camera becomes just as chaotic as the show itself. The movie moves between the polished travel segments they are trying to create and the messy reality of actually making them. At the center is a clueless Swiss-Italian travel host whose confidence only makes every misunderstanding bigger. What begins as a simple travel program slowly turns into a comedy about the trip, the show, and the disaster of making both.

Johannes Friederich Selinger is in his mid-30s and has nothing to show for his life apart from failure. Only the dream of becoming famous keeps him on track. He is now prepared to take drastic measures to achieve this. Together with two friends, he sets off for the USA, where he wants to make a movie like no other before, starring himself and his new identity John Frederik Salinger: he wants to sacrifice one body part after another in front of the camera in order to win the admiration of the masses.