Paisley Blackburn

A successful mortgage executive working in a luxuriously carpeted office has his life fall into a tailspin when he falls for a seductive - and utterly gorgeous - professional businesswoman.

The Ninja VIP Super Club is doing a slow drag across the American Midwest, culminating in female sacrifice. When they kidnap a super hot babe, Rex, has his eyes on-it 's up to him to become a ninja and to steal her back from them.

Cold Cross follows young outlaw William McCarthy, who viciously hunts down those who betrayed him and his family. Unbeknownst to him, he too is hunted for previous transgressions. All too late, he learns a terrible truth; an eye for an eye, will make the world go blind.

Entrepreneur John Hambone has brought the ancient extinct picklesaurs back to life on his tropical island. Vulassic Park is almost ready for an eager public to visit and for Hambone to make a fortune, but the park needs the approval of some experts first, including picklentologists Dr. Gallon Grunt and Dr. Bellie Tattler. Things go horribly awry on the park's tour however and soon the island is in chaos with with picklesaurs escaping their pens: the Velocigherkins, Dillophosaurus, and the might Tyrannosaurus Dill. Will the heroes escape the terror of the island (and a lawsuit from Steven Spielberg)? Find out when you journey back to a time when pickles ruled the earth!

Bobo Buggins, a neurotic Throbbit, joins a throng of Dweebs led by Randolf the Wizard to help them regain their technological treasures trapped beneath Silicon Mountain and guarded by a mighty Drag Queen.

A century after his legendary death, Dracula's blood sister has emerged with her own nefarious plans. Will a newly minted private detective with a mysterious past put an end to these malevolent intentions?

Six years ago a criminal mastermind hid one ton of cocaine in an abandoned warehouse. No one knows the location of the drugs except his violent sidekick and his beautiful but deadly girlfriend. Instead of giving up the stash to the cops or a rival gang, the criminal, a mysterious Jamaican named Ghost, takes his secret to prison. When he is kidnapped by a black box covert operative by the name of Cole (Bill Koruna), he escapes with the help of an FBI agent (Angela Williams). Now free on parole, Cole's only goal is to get the cocaine, sell it, and disappear into a life of luxury. But his actions have been closely watched by the DEA, The Russian mob and bad guys alike, and everyone is interested in following the trail to the hidden hoard of coke.

The Quint Family Funeral Parlor has served the citizens of Morgan County for over 100 years. Siblings Mae, Lottie and Cy tend to the residents' journeys into eternity. However, not all of the folks will rest in peace.