Kelly Steele

Commander X and his part time employee ,Nightmare, plan on breaking into the Madison Museum to steal a secret tree of powers called "The Bagel Tree". With the tree in Commander X's possession, he plans on using it a the ultimate tool for destruction, "the Element". Ironically, a few thieves beat Commander X to it. It's up to The Erotic Avengers to stop them.

Brian Pickles is a lovelorn standup comedian who discovers a portal into the mind of adult film star Ron Jeremy. Inside the well-endowed Jeremy, Pickles is able to woo Mia (Mia Crowe), the girl of his dreams. With the help of pal Andy Dick, Jeremy must fight back before Brian and Mia take over his life for good. In addition to Jeremy, several other stars of the porn industry make appearances.