Bert Kreischer

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Bert Kreischer

Born November 3, 1972 · St. Petersburg, Florida, USA (age 53)

Bert Kreischer (born November 3, 1972), nicknamed "The Machine", is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, reality television host and actor. In 1997, he was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University. The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country." The article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film Natio…

Known For

The MachineThe Machine · 2023
The Machine
5.72023
MovieComedyAction
Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
Bert Kreischer: The MachineBert Kreischer: The Machine · 2016
Bert Kreischer: The Machine
7.72016
MovieComedy
Storyteller Bert Kreischer expounds on a series of incredible and hilarious tales - from an unforgettable run-in with a grizzly bear to his legendary travels in Russia.
The Improv: 60 and Still StandingThe Improv: 60 and Still Standing · 2023
The Improv: 60 and Still Standing
6.02023
MovieComedyDocumentary
Ten top comics hit the stage to celebrate the 60th anniversary of The Improv comedy club in this special featuring archival footage of iconic performers.
Jay Mohr: My TurnJay Mohr: My Turn · 2003
Jay Mohr: My Turn
2003
MovieComedy
Comedy special starring actor/comedian Jay Mohr in which he provides insights into the many subjects fresh on his mind.
Bert Kreischer: LuckyBert Kreischer: Lucky · 2025
Bert Kreischer: Lucky
6.42025
MovieComedy
Losing 45 pounds. Getting parenting advice from Snoop Dogg. Bert Kreischer knows he's the luckiest guy around — and he's recounting his blessings.
Bert Kreischer: Razzle DazzleBert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle · 2023
Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle
6.82023
MovieComedy
Shameless — and shirtless — as ever, Bert spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the explosive end to his family's escape room outing.
Bert Kreischer: Secret TimeBert Kreischer: Secret Time · 2018
Bert Kreischer: Secret Time
7.22018
MovieComedy
Comedian Bert Kreischer is ready to take his shirt off and "party hardy" with his debut Netflix Original stand-up special, Bert Kreischer: Secret Time. Considered one of the best storytellers of his generation, Bert regales the audience at the Trocadero Theatre in Philadelphia with stories about zip-lining with his family, his daughter practicing softball with an imaginary ball, and upstaging ex-NBA player Ralph Sampson at a childhood basketball camp.
Bert Kreischer: Hey Big BoyBert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy · 2020
Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy
6.52020
MovieComedy
Still the ultimate comedy party animal, Bert Kreischer tells more stories about parenthood and family life in a stand-up special from Cleveland.

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Bert the ConquerorBert the Conqueror · 2010
Bert the Conqueror
2010
SeriesComedyReality
Bert the Conqueror was an American reality television series which premiered on the Travel Channel on June 16, 2010. The show was hosted by the American stand-up comedian Bert Kreischer. He traveled across the United States to amusement parks and other entertainment venues to experience and promote various roller coasters, water rides, and unusual sports. Bert was known for his uncontrollable screaming in early episodes of the show. Each episode took part in a single U.S. state, and each episode was titled with the name of the state in which that episode takes place. There are also episodes which took place in a single amusement park, such as Cedar Point, in which Bert rode 4 roller coasters at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. On September 24, 2010, Bert the Conqueror was renewed for a second season. The renewal was revealed on the Bert the Conqueror Facebook page the next day. The second season began April 3, 2011. Bert the Conqueror was moved during its last season in favor of the US version of Scream! If You Know the Answer, which was also hosted by Bert Kreisher. It was not picked up for a third season.